how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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