On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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