She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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