I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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