Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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