You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
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