I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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