i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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