Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
