They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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