That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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