Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
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