I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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