Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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