it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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