I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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