Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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