HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
