Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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