Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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