I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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