The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
We have so much sex to catch up on
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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