Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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