I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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