i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
if i died would you start the facebook group?
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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