I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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