Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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