4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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