So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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