4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
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I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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