Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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