can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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