if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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