Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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