With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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