You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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