Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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