FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Go christen that room with your naked body.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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