Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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