This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize