is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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