Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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