he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Randomize
