he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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