Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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