So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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