Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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