Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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