Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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