does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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