if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I would ride that face into the sunset
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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