singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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