But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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