doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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