and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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