I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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