Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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