we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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